Welcome to our trailer! We're so glad you dropped by! Thank you! Thank
you from the bottom of our black little hearts! Before you begin your tour,
here are a few things you should know up front.
- Two Jealous Perverts is a fan site. It
is not an official representation of John Waters or his works.
- "Two jealous perverts" is a quotation from John Waters' film Pink Flamingos. David and Suzu
think it's a funny phrase. In real life, we do not
practice, promote, or condone perversion. (We're not
particularly jealous, either.)
- We are not acquainted with John Waters,
the Dreamlanders, or any other celebrity, and we cannot put you in touch with them.
- We have nothing for sale, nor will we
copy any media for you. To buy movies, books, magazines,
soundtracks, and memorabilia, visit on-line or local video stores,
bookstores, record stores, libraries, or
Now, let's have some fun! We hope you'll
enjoy browsing our website. The Two Jealous Perverts are glad to see you!