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How Filthy Are You? Quiz

Add up all your a, b, and c answers.

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Mostly "a" answers: You are not filthy at all. You and your spouse probably sit on the couch and say all sorts of banal things to each other.

Mostly "b" answers: You have the potential to be filthy. There are other filthy people in the world. It is a very minor cult right now, but one that is growing and growing.

Mostly "c" answers: Congratulations! You are among the filthiest people alive. You should dye your hair another colour and start dressing like a dyke. Why don't you move to Boise, Idaho?

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